![]() 11/23/2016 at 14:01 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I was having a conversation with a co-worker about Harley being willing to slap their brand on any piece of junk that might make a buck. So what is the dumbest or most brand-diluting thing you can find that Harley licensed their name/logo/etc. for?
To make it fair it has to be actually licensed, no hand-made weirdness here.
My quick find was the Harley train set. Because nothing says “motorcycling on the open road” like a cheap plastic replica of a multi-ton cargo train running on rails.
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The Ford F-150.
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Safety equipment
http://www.brandedproducts.com/Harley-Davidson/Safety-Wear/
Christmas decorations (this one stands out to me)
http://www.harley-davidson.com/store/biker-nutcracker
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BUT HEY IF IT AINT BROKE DON’T HURBLABUBFUAIVBFEOAJBKVBLEC MARSHALL TUCKER BAND
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Wow. That makes about as much sense as a Ferrari skateboard.
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Oh no, Ferrari. Tell me you didn’t...
https://www.amazon.com/Ferrari-Skateboard-Kids-Teens-Fish/dp/B012P43SCK
*sigh*
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Does a boat count?
*Sorry for the terrible pic.
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Some motorcycle that hasn’t been updated since the 1970s...
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GET YER HARLEY OH DAY TURLET!
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These are pretty ridiculous but very blingy.
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I think at one time I saw a Harley-Davidson licensed Barbie. Did a double take on that one...
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Wow. That nutcracker is ...special.
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So what does it smell like? I’m guessing cigarettes, bourbon, and patchouli.
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The underwear of a 300 pound man who hasn’t showered in many, many days.
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I happen to love the Harley F-150's, granted it’s not because of the Harley parts, just that they’re nicely tarted up F-150's, if they removed all of the Harley emblems I would still love them.
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That nutcracker is ridiculous and I want one.
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The AMF/Harley Davidson golf cart is the worst thing they ever put their name on in my opinion. All the little trinkets and do-dads are still odd, but they’re “lifestyle” items. The golf cart was just AMF trying to make a buck by slapping the Harley name on it. At least the trinkets and do-dads are Harley colors, or have the emblem, or portray the stereotypical biker, but the golf cart was just a basic 3 wheeled white cart with a Harley emblem on it (and not even the classic one). Nothing about it says “Harley Davidson”.
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Probably the motorcycles.
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I forgot to check for this the other day, the one thing the other replies missed:
It’s absolutely the single most expensive licensed item, and probably one of the normal silliest
as well.
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well it ain’t that unusual for someone to be all dressed in leather to nuts in their mouths.